February 2012
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I'm glad my car's in the parking garage today.
That means I don’t have to clean any snow off of it when I leave work.
And that makes me happy.
“You know I was married for 23 years to the love of my life, and he died six...”
– Washington State Representative MAUREEN WALSH, Republican, on why she voted to legalize marriage equality in her state.
Dear New Jersey governor Chris Christie and others in the Republican Party who continue to demonize those who want marriage equality: this is what courage, and not cowardice,...
Why the fuck does the Catholic church have any say...
I think they’re a little power-happy.
Thank You Notes from Famous People
mentalflossr:
See More: 11 Amazing Thank You Notes Sent by Famous People
If I’m ever famous, I will write notes like this.
“They were making fun of him because he was drinking beer out of a wine glass. So...”
– A random woman who was on her phone, walking past my desk
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taylosaurus replied to your post: So I’m getting my oil changed
You’re going to be such a great father.
Haha. I know right.
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lindsaydinkins replied to your post: So I’m getting my oil changed
Or maybe he already kidnapped her and wishes he never did.
Oh shit. I didn’t even think of that. But I don’t think she was already kidnapped because...
taylosaurus answered your question: Question for iPad owners:
I don’t have one but my mom has the WiFi-only one. She mostly uses it at home so it works out. And you can get 3G w/out activating the plan.
That’s true. I probably wouldn’t even turn the 3G on except when I need it.
My dad has the WiFi+3G one, but I don’t know how much he actually uses the 3G. I’m going to ask...
Question for iPad owners:
Do you have the WiFi-only or WiFi+3G iPad? Are you happy with your selection? How often do you use your 3G plan if you have one?
I’m considering getting an iPad when the iPad 3 is (hopefully) released next month. So, I’m trying to figure out if buy the WiFi+3G model will be worth the extra or if only WiFi is really needed.
So, yeah, thoughts?
So I'm getting my oil changed
And there’s this really annoying girl here with her almost-as-annoying dad. The girl is probably about 7 years old. She keeps messing with shit in the waiting area and annoying everyone and talking to everyone—including herself.
Her dad says, “I’m going right outside to smoke. Just stay here and be good.” To which the girl responds, “If someone kidnaps me,...
Idea: a browser plug-in to cover NSFW images with...
The plug-in would detect images of personal body parts and would cover the NSFW image with an image of a puppy or kitten or something.
I don’t know how difficult this would be to build, but it’d be pretty useful. I mean, I’ll be on Tumblr here at work and a random image of a nearly-nude (or fully-nude, for that matter) woman (or man) will come on my screen and I’m all,...
There are few things as satisfying as declining a...
It’s true. You can admit it. We’re all friends here.
A coworker in the same position as me was let go...
So, I’m hoping that means my job is safe. But he was here longer than I was.
“A federal appeals court Tuesday struck down California’s ban on same-sex...”
– The Los Angeles Times, “Prop. 8 — Gay Marriage Ban Unconstitutional, Court Rules” (via inothernews)
“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.”
– Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO, 2/3/12 (via mostawesomestquotes)
I'm considering a healthy eating plan.
I’m not fat. I don’t think I’m fat.
I just put on a little winter weight. And I’d like to lose it before spring/early summer.
Having said that, when combined with a decent workout, what diet/healthy eating plan has worked for you when you’re trying to prep for summer-wear?
(At most I need to lose 10 or 15 pounds. Actually, I prob won’t lose any. I’ll...
Layoffs
boomerodoyle:
Someone just came by the desk next to me, dropped off 6 boxes and a red sheet on their desk. I hope this doesn’t mean layoffs.
Someone’s day is about to get a lot worse. Hope it’s not mine.
taylosaurus asked: If you had one, how would your online dating profile read? 250 character minimum
taylosaurus asked: Wait, why were you rooting for the Pats?
Have any late-night questions to ask? Maybe... →
Well now’s your chance to ask those questions.
Dammit.
The New York Giants with Super Bowl XLVI.
That Oikos yogurt commercial is my favorite so...
Head-butts FTW.
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TOUCHDOWN!
Fuck yeah!
Eli Manning's first name is Elisha.
mentalflossr:
We’re live-tweeting random Super Bowl facts tonight. A lot of them are about the ads. Most of them are nonsense. But good nonsense!
Follow @mental_floss
Hmm.
Bathroom break!
Thanks, Madonna.
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That was the perfect subtle reference to Alec...
Nicely done, Best Buy.
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Fuck.
If it wasn't for the consistently shitty halftime...
I’d never have a chance to take a bathroom break during the Super Bowl.
It’s a good thing this year’s halftime show features a well-past-her-prime Madonna and not someone good like Springsteen or Timberlake.
If it wasn’t for Madonna, I’d be holding it in for hours and we all know that’s not healthy.
Let's go, Patriots!
Rock the Giants’ shit.
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Having a drink
Because shit gets difficult when you admit you have feelings and needs.
When I try to laugh and talk, my voice goes all...
It’s like I can’t breathe and my voice kicks it up an octave or so. It’s weird.
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Office Records
I probably drink more water in a day than most people in my office.
On an unrelated note, I also visit the restroom more than most people in my office.
I would pay $10 a month for a Tumblr search...
apoplecticskeptic:
bg5000:
But instead i can now pay a buck every time i want one of my stupid posts to stand out. keep up the great work, guys.
I’m just saying… please please please fix the search.
Use Google to search Tumblr. Sure, it’d be nice to have a native search function in Tumblr that actually works, but Google is pretty good at what they do.
Just type in your Google...
