January 2012
Seventeen-year-old girl collapses after eating... →
1 tag
The milk spill joke got nothing but groans.
1 tag
Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
Politico: Obama can win big with FDR formula →
ROBERT S. MCELVAINE writes for Politico:
Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn’t always “Franklin D. Roosevelt.”
As President Barack Obama delivers his State of Union Address on Tuesday and devises his reelection strategy, he should understand the implications of this statement and act on them. Whether this election will have major consequences for our future and what Obama’s place in history will be...
Okay Tumblr, You Know What To Do
inothernews:
evangotlib:
I just donated $100 to Ken Aden’s campaign because of this.
You know what to do.
This is a sickening story. And we can do something about it, Tumblr.
Help Ken Aden’s campaign by making whatever donation you can.
I was trying to find the GOP debate on TV.
These were the shows I thought might be it.
Who’s Still Standing?
Entrapment
Overboard
The Bad Girls Club
MAD
My Soul to Take
Pretty Little Liar
Last Man Standing
Race Night
None of them were. I never found the debate. Maybe it’s not on.
wioldcard replied to your video: Sometimes I just have to go back and watch Obama’s…
y?
Because it’s one of the most unifying and moving speeches I’ve ever seen or heard.
I mean, just read the quote from this speech below:
“There is not a liberal America and a conservative America; there is the United States of America. There is not a black America and a white America...
I don't know how to say what I feel like.
So, I’m just going to leave these here.
Fuck emotions, man.
I'm a little angry at myself today.
I walked into the kitchen this morning and realized that inebriated me left about $20 of Chinese food (including some with chicken in it) sitting on the counter overnight. I meant to throw it in the fridge last night but forgot. Oops.
So, yeah, now I have a difficult decision: throw out the leftovers or risk food poisoning?
Watching my extended Lord of the Rings Blu-ray and...
It’s going to be a good day.
Chinese food and Rolling Rock.
The snowday turned into a snownight.
Everyone should be thankful I didn't post the...
You’re welcome, world.
qisto asked: What are words or sentences that you say a lot? A "Shit Damon says" if you will.
“Honesty is the best policy. Here’s the thing that I don’t think Newt Gingrich...”
– Stephen Colbert, on Newt Gingrich (from Politico)
Ask me anything: Snow day edition →
Sure, I’m still in the office, but it’s supposed to be a fucking snowstorm outside by this evening. So, yeah, ask me shit.
taylosaurus asked: Do you see yourself getting married/civil unioned/domestic partnershipped/common law married one day?
qisto asked: How would your perfect trip look like?
Bored at work. Ask me things. →
The ‘Check Engine’ Light Should Be Banned →
Jalopnik from Wired.com writes:
It’s pretty easy to dismiss the check-engine light as stupid, because it is. I suppose if you thought the smoke coming from under your hood had something to do with the floor mats, then, sure, the check engine light is handy. Beyond that, though, it is useless.
But that’s not the real problem. The real problem is that the check-engine light is a tool for the...
I want a Nike+ Fuelband so bad. →
I might have to go buy one when the presell starts at 5/4c today.
Today's Apple announcement is a game-changer for...
I wish they would’ve done this five or six years ago.
Stephen Colbert and Herman Cain to hold campaign... →
inothernews:
(h/t to fellow Tumblrer notexactly for catching my error!)
I like how they end the press release with:
“Please direct all questions to Yahoo Answers. They always know everything.”
How have I not listened to The Kooks until now?!
Thanks, Pandora, for bringing them up. Now I can’t get enough.
How to keep from dropping food on your pants while...
It’s that simple.
Paula Deen’s Health Food Cook Book →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
-
PAULA’S BROWN RICE
INGREDIENTS:
1 pilaf white rice
1 bowl melted Junior Mints
...
20 Images That Will Change Your Life →
You guys are the best.
Thank you for your support.
Is there a way to see sent messages on Tumblr?
I mean, I get messages in my inbox and sometimes I reply to them privately, but I’d like to go back and see them. Is there a way I can look at messages that I replied to privately?
“Sometimes when I watch porn, I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier. It’s...”
– Hannibal Buress at the 2011 Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala
Newsweek: How Obama's Long Game Will Outsmart His... →
newsweek:
Presenting the first three paragraphs of Andrew Sullivan’s epic takedown of President Barack Obama’s critics, on newsstands & online today.
You hear it everywhere. Democrats are disappointed in the president. Independents have soured even more. Republicans have worked themselves up into an apocalyptic fervor. And, yes, this is not exactly unusual.
A president in the last year...