I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who’d be mad at me...– Mitch Hedberg
I love to buy socks. Not fancy socks. Just the...
If I could wear a new pair of socks every day, I would.
And that's why I'm better with both feet on the...
We’re singing Luther Vandross.– [Redacted] in a drunk text last night
I'm watching on ESPN a football game that is...
It’s because I woke up too late to bother to go over.
This Day In History, 1938: Orson Welles terrifies... →
Orson Welles dramatizes the Martian invasion of Earth during an episode of his popular radio show. Many listeners believe the invasion is real, triggering a mass panic. Adapting freely from H.G. Wells’ science fiction novel War of the Worlds, Welles and his Mercury Theatre On the Air actors recast the story as a realistic sounding news broadcast.
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Why does it have to rain today?
It’s both Friday and the day before Halloween. It should not be raining.
Not feeling very well today.
I’m pretty sure it’s not swine flu-related, though.
Chiquita > Dole
It's ridiculous that it took blood stains for them...
They’re supposed to extreme-clean our carpet once a month, but they haven’t been doing that. Well, I woke up this morning to the sounds and smells of carpet being extreme-cleaned. It was nice—except that someone had to be bleeding all over the place before they would clean the carpet.
I spent most of last night at the emergency room.
I wasn’t injured but my friend was. Luckily, they released him at about 5 this morning. So, needless to say, I skipped my morning classes today.
Sasha Obama Orders Secret Service Agent To Stop... →
When I found out Steve Irwin died, I said, “Damn, boy. Damn, boy.– R[edacted]
It's been crazy tonight.
I got my H1N1 vaccination today.
I had to wait about an hour and fifteen minutes for it, but I think it was worth it. I have yet to suffer any adverse affects and will keep you updated on my survival or lack thereof.
I went to Sarah Palin's Facebook page just to look...
But I can’t even read her stuff because the voice in my head reads Palin’s words with a heavy Alaskan accent like the one she sports. It’s too funny and I only get a couple words in before everything sounds even more ridiculous than if a normal voice were reading it.
Socialist twins.– My dad referring to my brother and me in a dream I had. This was right after my dad realized that we support Pres. Obama.
If sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then...
Should I get the H1N1 vaccine?
mitchtime: junglejustine: twothirty: My university is offering it free to students tomorrow. I’m scared to die. I heard that it’s sketch. I don’t know what to tell you. I don’t want you to die either (like all the people I follow/follow me). Google information on it first. That’s my bit of advice. I have H1N1 and I can say with confidence that I’m not dead or even close to dying lol....
Should I get the H1N1 vaccine?
My university is offering it free to students tomorrow.
So, uh, guys...IT'S WEDNESDAY ALREADY!
One of my best friends
is in a wheelchair so, it always makes me chuckle when she sends me a text like the one she just sent: “Dude I’m jumping up and down I literally just did a cartwheel lol” Her reason for being so excited? I told her that I would go see This Is It with her. Just thought I’d share.
I put a zombie picture on my door for Halloween.
I've got an interview for a summer internship.
This is great news.
My shoulder has been hurting for a day or two now...
I’m not sure if I should see a doctor or just wait it out. It’s not a sharp pain, but it’s kind of dull and annoying. I’ve been taking some meds and it doesn’t seem to help.
1. Cut a hole in the box.
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger and finally drank away her...– Whiskey Lullaby, Brad Paisley —————— I normally detest country music, but this is one song that gets me every time.
I have not been this tired in a long time. I...
But I can’t because I have to study and stuff like that.
I am looking for some classical music to add to my...
My favorite classical selection is Beethoven’s Symphony #9 in D minor. I listen to it often and can’t get enough of it. So, if you know anything that is similar is styling and emotion, that would be great.
Today has been a good day.
I watched some TV. Did a little homework. Ate some chips and guac. Watched the Bears game (sadly, they lost). And am now going to do nothing for the rest of the night.
Rick will shave his head if we get 100 people to... →
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Okay, so the Bears aren't playing so hot today.
But I’m still a loyal Chicago fan and will continue to support them—even though the score is Bears 3, Bengals 31.
I've been really clumsy latey. Like...
Question for those who use Crest Pro-Health...
I use this toothpaste and it always makes the inside of my lips and mouth peel. It’s really strange, but I continue to use the toothpaste because it makes my teeth feel extra clean. Have you experienced these problems or any others with this toothpaste?
Just so you know: the Bears are going to...