January 2010
You are literally too stupid to insult.
(via inothernews)
Thank you.
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Got some new clothes for the party tonight.
December 2009
What do Kermit the Frog's fingers smell like?
Pork.
its my birthday
bricoler:
and i dont want to put pants on.
so i am not.
Happy Birthday! And you can leave your pants off if you want to do so; it’s your day.
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Buying The Hangover on Blu-Ray for $15.
Score 1 for me.
2012 is the new Y2K.
DIY, NYE Edition: How To Find North Without A... →
If, during the course of a hard-core New Year celebration, you find yourself in the middle of a strange forest sans your phone, then this DIY might just save your ass. Have a wonderful NYE celebration.
If you want a copy of The Hangover on DVD you can...
Good deals.
One of our elderly customers called today,
She was convinced that someone had put a bomb in her car because it was ticking.
Why It's Better To Pretend You Don't Know Anything... →
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I'm really looking forward to the spring so my...
They are really white right now.
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According to Yahoo, US intelligence received a tip...
We played four games of Pictionary and my team won...
Baller.
WatchI love commentary videos like this one about the sound design of Star Trek from the SoundWorks Collection.
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SoundWorks Collection →
The SoundWorks Collection takes you behind the scenes and straight to the dub stage for a look into audio post-production feature films, video game sound design, and original soundtrack scoring. This exclusive and intimate video series focuses on individuals and teams behind-the-scenes bringing to life some of the worlds most exciting projects.
Anyone have a time machine that I can borrow?
I need it to be 5pm right now.
“Some keep the Sabbath going to church;
I keep it staying at home,
With a...”
– Emily Dickinson, A Service of Song
“Get me an iPod! Get me an iPod!”
– 4-year old in shopping cart at Best Buy
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Taco Tuesday!
Eating peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies...
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I need someone to kiss at midnight on Thursday.
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Last night I got a new Moleskine 2010 daily...
It was 50% off at Borders because it’s considered a 2010 calendar. And I had 5 Borders Bucks, so I only had to pay $3.18. It made my day.
Sherlock Holmes was great.
Lots of action. I recommend it.
We're about to see Sherlock Holmes.
I’m psyched.
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I got White-Out on the floor.
And I can’t get it to come clean. Oh, me and my workplace escapades.
The chances of being on a plane that is targeted...
ohyeahfacts:
(source, via Mike Hudack)
I was struck by lightning once. Crazy but true.
I don't plan on having children any time soon, but...
I am so thirsty, but I can't bring myself to drink...
Is there a way I can set my iPhone 3GS to delete...
Help me, please. This is the one thing I haven’t figured out how to do on my phone.
I Repeat. →
The Hangover should be on every list of 2009's...
The Ring
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!
Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
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from The Hangover
WatchTreat Me Like Your Mother, The Dead Weather This is one of Jack White’s bands and, I must say, I really like their sound.
It finally stopped snowing. I kind of wanted it...
I can still hope.
