You are literally too stupid to insult.
(via inothernews) Thank you.
Got some new clothes for the party tonight.
What do Kermit the Frog's fingers smell like?
its my birthday
bricoler: and i dont want to put pants on. so i am not. Happy Birthday! And you can leave your pants off if you want to do so; it’s your day.
Buying The Hangover on Blu-Ray for $15.
Score 1 for me.
2012 is the new Y2K.
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One of our elderly customers called today,
She was convinced that someone had put a bomb in her car because it was ticking.
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I'm really looking forward to the spring so my...
They are really white right now.
According to Yahoo, US intelligence received a tip...
We played four games of Pictionary and my team won...
I love commentary videos like this one about the sound design of Star Trek from the SoundWorks Collection.
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Anyone have a time machine that I can borrow?
I need it to be 5pm right now.
Some keep the Sabbath going to church; I keep it staying at home, With a...– Emily Dickinson, A Service of Song
Get me an iPod! Get me an iPod!– 4-year old in shopping cart at Best Buy
Eating peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies...
I need someone to kiss at midnight on Thursday.
Last night I got a new Moleskine 2010 daily...
It was 50% off at Borders because it’s considered a 2010 calendar. And I had 5 Borders Bucks, so I only had to pay $3.18. It made my day.
Sherlock Holmes was great.
Lots of action. I recommend it.
We're about to see Sherlock Holmes.
I got White-Out on the floor.
And I can’t get it to come clean. Oh, me and my workplace escapades.
The chances of being on a plane that is targeted...
ohyeahfacts: (source, via Mike Hudack) I was struck by lightning once. Crazy but true.
I don't plan on having children any time soon, but...
I am so thirsty, but I can't bring myself to drink...
Is there a way I can set my iPhone 3GS to delete...
Help me, please. This is the one thing I haven’t figured out how to do on my phone.
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The Hangover should be on every list of 2009's...
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!
Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
from The Hangover
Treat Me Like Your Mother, The Dead Weather This is one of Jack White’s bands and, I must say, I really like their sound.
It finally stopped snowing. I kind of wanted it...
I can still hope.