March 2009
“Many nights from now I know
I’ll be back among your graces.
Until then,...”
– War Song by O.A.R.
Kings of Leon's "Only By The Night" recently... →
I got my hair cut today. I'll post a picture...
Paul Harvey, radio personality who made the words... →
inothernews:
Paul Harvey, 90, a Chicago-based radio broadcaster whose authoritative baritone voice and distinctive staccato delivery attracted millions of daily listeners for more than half a century, died Feb. 28 in Phoenix.
A spokesman for ABC Radio Network told the Associatd Press that Mr. Harvey died at his winter home, surrounded by family. No cause of death was immediately available.
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If you cannot properly clean the microwave after...
Sorry to rant but I’m annoyed.
Remember the guy who got the jaywalking ticket... →
Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #5
Find two different answers to this letter selection rhyme.
My first is in carob and also in boast,
My second’s in costar but not found in coast.
My third is a vowel you’ll see in rattan,
My fourth is in cornmeal and lentils and bran.
My fifth is in cognac and also in grace,
My sixth is in hornet and benches and chase.
My whole is an object you’ll probably see
While...
February 2009
Two parrots taught a man to talk again after a... →
Magic Eight Ball and Haircuts
Me: Should I get my hair cut today?
Magic Eight Ball: Outlook not so good
Me: Should I get my hair cut ever?
Magic Eight Ball: No way!
Me: Are you a lying bastard?
Magic Eight Ball: Definitely
Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #4
The following puzzles consists of one word that can be split into two words.
1) One word: someone seeking office (9 letters)
2) Two words:
a. frank and open (6 letters)
b. consumed (3 letters)
Click here for the answer.
First Lady Michelle Obama has the greatest arms in...
Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #3
I’m creating floral arrangements using the flowers and vases that I have. If I put one flower per vase, there are three flowers left over. If instead I put four flowers per vase (and all the flowers get used), there are three vases left over. How many flowers and vases do I have?
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I had initially planned on getting my hair cut...
I was getting ready to go shower when I decided I...
Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #2
The proprietor of our local grocery store has his own system of pricing items, using vowels and consonants. An eggplant is 46 cents and a carrot is 34 cents. According to the same system, how much does a melon cost?
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Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #1
Take the seven-letter last name of a famous cubist. Add one letter. Then rearrange the letters to form an eight-letter word that might describe an artist’s studio with high ceilings.
Click here for the answer.
Today is Saturday. I usually sleep in on...
I'm eating EasyMac and getting ready to go to bed....
A woman who had to have both legs amputated had a... →
I'm done with the exam. It went well and I'm on my...
The exam is about to start and I’m just ready for it to be done.
Police Comments
janieblue84:
These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
#14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
#13...
As I have been studying for the past 24 hours, my...
I'm going to get my hair cut this weekend, but I...
Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #2
Find the national capital hidden in each sentence.
1. In Miami, Stan bullied us to quit our jobs.
2. The actor on “Today” sipped the Dewar’s awfully slow.
Click here to find the answers.
I discovered that in order to have a...
This is assuming, of course, that my waist cannot safely get any smaller. I think that’s a good assumption.
I found out today that there is another open mic...
Mensa Puzzle of the Day, #1
Oscar wants to mix 500 grams of peanuts with some cashews to create a nut mix that is 20% cashews. How many grams of cashews should Oscar add?
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It's my favorite time of the day: nap time.
I know. I’m like an old person. It’s only 9:30 a.m. and I’m already taking a nap. College students and old people are the only ones who can get away with this. Little kids are forced into this, but it’s only college kids and old people that nap willingly at 9:30 in the morning.
One week (or 7 days or 168 hours or 10080 minutes...
Apparently, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got... →
The Truth
Liz: You want the truth, Kenneth? You want the truth?
Kenneth: I can't handle the truth.
Liz: There is an adult picture of me on that phone.
Kenneth: Adult? You mean, like, you're driving a car or wearing a suit?
Liz: It's a boobies picture, Kenneth. And I only kept it because, for once, they were both pointing in the same direction.
(from 30 Rock)
My roommate when giving out a web address, says,...
I just got done reading about 100 pages of my...
I'm trying to study but I keep falling asleep. I...
The one time I need to stay awake I can’t.
Why do people insist on reading my computer screen...
