It's not really a good thing that one of my...
I’m finally going to bed. Wish me luck on catching up on a missed night of sleep.
I got a nice surprise in the mail today: a $200...
I was just taking a nap when I had a dream about...
I was awakened by a text from one of my best friends who happens to be African American. She wanted to inform me that she took the How White Are You quiz on Facebook. She scored a 100% on the quiz.
So...I don't have to work today. That means I...
Dear God, please help the poor, the sick, and the needy …to get the bootstraps...– Steven Colbert (via davidmaddox)
Casual Friday does not equal Get Dressed In The...
George Sr.: Daddy horny, Michael. I haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you've been here [in prison for] two months.
George Sr.: It's hard to gauge time.
Michael: [Clears throat] Yeah, I'll bet.
If I had a stair-car reminiscent of Arrested...
My eyes are weary And my arms are tired. My back is getting weak. My legs are shaky And my neck is hurting. It pains me to even speak. So don’t make me say One word to you. Just do what you do best. I’ll do my part. It’s worth the strain, But then I need some rest.
I'm really tired and tomorrow is my last day of...
I’m kind of excited, but then again, I enjoy working in the semi-outdoors. I enjoy my deskjob, as well, but it kind of gets repetitive and boring. (And that’s where Tumblr and Hulu come to my rescue, but, ssshhhhh, don’t tell my boss that.)
We just had a guy here at my house to give my dad...
It was weird. I mean, I am only 20, but still. I’m not a 5-year old who still dresses up like a cowboy and carries a plastic revolver. (Yes, I actually used to do that when I was 5—but not any more.)
My day off of work consisted of:
Waking up at 8 Making breakfast Taking a short nap Going to two libraries (put some Journey albums on hold) Picking up some sweet potato chips and soy milk Picking up Indian food for lunch Watching Kill Bill Playing the piano Currently: watching Silence of the Lambs
Lunch = Matar Paneer + Rice + Naan
Good news: I don't have to work today.
Bad news: It’s 8:35am and I’m wide awake and already a little bored.
I often forget the Subject line when writing...
Yes or No?
(Today, you’re my Magic Eight Ball.)
Today I found a five-leaf clover.
Science was my most favorite subject—especially, the Old Testament.– Kenneth, 30 Rock
I have to go to my cousin's high school graduation...
I’m kind of dreading it.
Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics,...– Tennessee Williams
I enjoy a good fuck every now and then.– Me, about how I disapprove of censorship of language. It was immediately after this that I realized the broad ambiguity of my statement.
Green Day refuses to edit their latest album for... →
It’s about time someone stand up to Wal-Mart.
I just walked out to my car to get my iPod and saw...
For a second it was like I was in a Harry Potter movie and I expected the owl to hand me some mail.
three50eight: “Oh, my God! We’re having a fire … sale! Oh, the burning, it burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! Ama…This isn’t a fever! … zing grace… I can’t even see where the knob is!” Tobias Funke is my hero. Okay, so maybe he’s not really, but he never fails to provide laughs.
Five Things Kris Allen Did Right →
So the question isn’t just, “How on earth did he best Adam Lambert?” It’s “How did he best Danny Gokey, Allison Iraheta, Matt Giraud, Scott McIntyre, and more than a few other people who seemed like likelier winners than he was, and who received infinitely more attention and praise in the early stages, when the show producers have the most power to direct the...
If someone hits breaks a bottle of Budweiser over...
somuchsass: Kris Allen [ Heartless ] Live This was easily one of the coolest, most creative performances I’ve ever seen on American Idol. Fin. I’m very glad that Kris won this season. His music is much more in line with my style than Adam Lambert, but that’s not to say that Adam Lambert lacks talent. On the contrary, he is extremely talented. Both finalists are excellent...
Rush Limbaugh challenges MSNBC to go 30 days... →
I can’t wait until the guy is proved wrong. I’ll watch MSNBC Limbaugh-free just to help do so.
I’m English. We don’t use guns; we use our foreheads.– Bones
Sunburn is a bitch. Just ask my face and chest. ...
This high school determines prom couples by using... →
My boss was just on TV. I'm going to ask for her...
I would rather be remembered for the words I spoke...
Ten Ways To Tell If You're A Snob →
According to this list, I am only slightly a snob. Only a couple of the 10 things apply to me.
Top Ten Lasting Movie (Mis)Quotes →
Some DJs on the radio were talking about this last week. It was really interesting how some of these quotes are so commonly used, but used incorrectly.
[America is] not the Wild West where you can clean up the streets with a gun.– Shooter
Beware the false motives of others Be careful of those who pretend to be...– Forgive Them Father, Lauryn Hill (via junglejustine) _______ Lauryn Hill is incredible.
I'm finally unpacking my stuff from school and I'm...
I’m even setting some clothes aside to donate, but I still have way more clothes than I have space for them. It’s like my wardrobe is growing.