January 2011
“So he walks into a taxidermatologist shop.”
– Marisa, discussing Jackass and confusing taxidermy for something else
December 2010
I found some old letters that my best friend and I...
They are funny as shit. I mean, we were just kids in middle school, but we thought everything was so serious. I’m glad I’ve learned to lighten up a bit and not think that everything must be taken seriously. And if things don’t work out one way, then there’s always an alternative. I didn’t realize that at the time. I had a one-track mind.
Thank you, Romans, for giving us another excuse to...
Psyched for our New Year's celebration tonight.
Gonna have a nice little party with some close friends. Then I drive to my apartment tomorrow to finish packing. Then Sunday I fly out for Austria. The next few days are going to go by very quickly.
Watchspecif-specificity:
natalie portman snl short
Auto reblog. Every time.
WatchStuck at a train crossing. Shit.
Eating some Laughing Cow cheese with some almost...
But I’m making chicken fajitas with homemade tortillas and fideo for dinner tomorrow night. So that’s exciting.
How can I get my Twitter verified? Because it's...
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Cake or death?
Drama at the copy store.
I went to a generic copy store in my college town today. I needed to print off some resumes for my interviews today. I had a solid supply of resumes, but my GPA has gone up since that printing so I needed new ones to reflect that change.
So, I walk in and the lady at the front counter doesn’t even get up to greet me. She just turns her chair away from her computer and asks if I need...
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My eyes don't work so well at night. So, as a...
I mean, the headlights from oncoming traffic just kind of blind me and it’s not fun.
Then tonight that bitch Mother Nature decides to add heavy fog to the mix. So, I’m driving home, in the dark, with the headlights from oncoming cars blinding me. And then there’s fog on top of it all. At some points I was going only 40mph on a 65mph highway on which I usually go between 75 and...
You know the little girl who leaves glasses of...
Yeah, I do the same thing. There are glasses everywhere.
wildchildenchanted asked: Definitely a good point. I read Crichton back as a sophomore in high school, so it's possible that I had poor taste 6 or 7 years ago.
I will say, however, that he was never an Orson Scott Card. Now THAT is a writer.
I will say, however, that he was never an Orson Scott Card. Now THAT is a writer.
wildchildenchanted asked: Definitely a good point. I read Crichton back as a sophomore in high school, so it's possible that I had poor taste 6 or 7 years ago.
I will say, however, that he was never an Orson Scott Card. Now THAT is a writer.
I will say, however, that he was never an Orson Scott Card. Now THAT is a writer.
wildchildenchanted asked: What a shame. Everybody likes confetti.
Also, Crichton is brilliant.
Also, Crichton is brilliant.
wildchildenchanted asked: What a shame. Everybody likes confetti.
Also, Crichton is brilliant.
Also, Crichton is brilliant.
wildchildenchanted asked: You sound so excited about your sister's engagement. SO excited.
Just finished reading Chrichton's 'Jurassic Park.'...
It was alright. Like most of his stuff, it’s a lot of science babble and action—which is exactly the distraction I wanted.
wildchildenchanted asked: You sound so excited about your sister's engagement. SO excited.
One Christmas down. One more tomorrow.
“A drunk motorist driving a Mercedes Benz Vito was arrested near Queenstown in...”
– http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article827158.ece/Motorist-32-times-over-legal-alcohol-limit (via qisto) Wait. How were there six people and 15 sheep in one car?
Farmville
ryanpurtill:
I’ve sent my step dad 30 invites to Farmville but nothing. Which is suprising cause he is very protective of the plants he grows in the basement.
-Me talking with my step dad’s judge friend
Just found a full prescription bottle of Vicodin...
[This would be the same rebel entrepreneur that, in 6th grade, sold those US State quarters to other kids for a dollar each. Yeah, that’s right. Selling (probably illegally) a US quarter to other kids at a 300% mark-up. And it worked and I made a fucking profit.]
Emma Stone is a fox.
She’s gorgeous and she’s hot and she’s funny and she’s intelligent—well, at least, the characters she plays are. But, yeah, what a beautiful ginger that little lady is.
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I think as I get older, Christmas becomes much...
I mean, as a kid, Christmas is the most awesome day of the year. You get all the toys you could ever want. But then when I was about 16, it just wasn’t that great any more. The whole religious side of things was old hat by now and, frankly, quite boring. And there weren’t any gifts that I really wanted for Christmas. When I wanted or needed something, my parents would just buy it. Or I...
I will probably be one of those old people that is...
As a kid I didn’t like cheese or milk. So…yeah, I basically didn’t like the taste of calcium.
Roger Ebert is a saint. This is proof. →
My sister and her boyfriend got engaged tonight.
I’m very happy for them.
Last night I dreamed I was killing someone with a...
I’m a little frightened that my dreams went so far. I have no intentions of killing anyone ever.
My grandpa died on this day six years ago.
I think I’ve said it before, but the guy was crazy. He spent the last couple weeks of his life lying in a hospital bed with a body he’d just found out was playing host to a cancer party. See, he had rarely gone to a doctor, but had finally gone for a routine appointment when they discovered his cancer. He only lived a few weeks after that appointment.
But before he died, he did a lot...
Just applied for a couple jobs at Google.
And now I anxiously wait, hoping they like my resume/cover letter/transcript.
