I think the homeless have it pretty good…because 98% of accidents happen...– Ryan Stout
This week's episode of Community is brilliant.
It’s packed with so much choice humor. I love it.
Well, once again, Borders is throwing a 40% off...
I once did a perfect Tracy Morgan impression.
I probably couldn’t do it again even if I wanted to.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.– The Joker, The Dark Knight
Whoa. YouTube just rolled out a new progress bar...
I internalize all the stress that I feel.
This cannot be good for me. I know that I need to find a way to relieve stress, but I’ve always been the one who is level-headed and just pushes through. But really, I feel all the same stress that everyone else does. I just push it to the side and rarely deal with it. I know that it can’t be good for my health or wellbeing. So, my goal is to find a safe stress release. Any ideas?
Sons of Sylvia released Revelation, their first... →
They’re the guys who won The Next Great American Band in 2007. They’re currently on tour with Carrie Underwood and are featured in her song What Can I Say.
The Movie Title Stills Collection →
mdt: Opening titles for hundreds of films from 1920 to 2010. Go in haste. Waste the day.
Today in History: Apple iTunes Store opened in... →
I've been the rebound guy. It's not a bad gig if...
Do you know why the Pentecostals don’t have sex standing up? … It...– Raylan, Justified
Today's been an eventful day.
I had a presentation for a class this morning. It went well but stressed me a little bit. Then I had to wait around for an hour and 45 minutes after my last class to find out a grade for a major paper I wrote. Then two of my best friends who were dating broke up. He just took a nap to sleep it off while she went out with two of her girlfriends and got drunk. Then on their way home, one of them...
What's your favorite gif?
Who the fuck gets KY in their ear?– Guy in the hallway
Your one-stop-shop for all things LOST.
Going out. See you tomorrow.
4yourhealth asked: i don't really agree with the tea partiers either, but i think they have a right to express their opinions. if you don't like it, they don't pay attention to it, but you don't have to always complain about them or call them a joke. they have legitimate opinions and a legitimate right to express them.
State of the Union
I think most of us can agree that the Tea Party is a fringe movement. Nevertheless, everyone knows their message because they yell the loudest. They hold rallies to protest things that they believe are un-Constitutional, such as the health-care bill. They hold gatherings to let President Obama know that they don’t agree with his so-called socialist and communist policies. Anything they do is...
Fuck fuck fuck the Tea Party.
360 degree view of inside of stadium AS IT'S... →
thegrasshopperunit: really really sweet Whoa. That is awesome.
What are you going to do when you’re watching TV And an ad comes on?...– Change, Carrie Underwood
My Friday ritual:
Go to thrift stores and buy LPs
We have the most awesome cleaning guy ever.
He knows everyone on my floor by their first name. And he probably cleans at least nine other similar floors. That’s a lot of names.
Why is it you can buy a double cheeseburger at McDonalds for 99 cents and you...– Michael Pollan (via soupsoup) This is why our entire food and agriculture system needs an overhaul.
Colbert just made history.
I picked up some shorts today at Old Navy.
I normally don’t buy a lot of stuff at Old Navy, but right now all their adult shorts are $15 or less. So, I got two pairs of cargo shorts (and belt) for $15 each. They’re normally like $30, so I got them both at half price. I thought it was quite a steal, so I had to share. That is all.
Ain't gon' catch me 'cuba divin'.
I can't remember if I already posted that picture....
So, I thought, What the hell, I’ll post it again—or for the first time if it turns out that I haven’t posted it before. Whatev.
Ed: A Dyson vacuum is my dream vacuum.
Me: I've never known someone who had a dream vacuum.
Ed: All I want is a house and a vacuum and I can die a happy person.
I enjoy looking through the search history in the...
There are so many great words on the list; such as, “pernicious,” “modicum,” “prognostication,” or “expurgate”. It’s also interesting to see which of the new-to-me words have creeped into my vocabulary, like “ensconced” or “hegemon.” Words are such fun.
Me: Ouch. My back just started hurting.
Nina: You want me to punch it?
Me: Sure. But you might paralyze me.
Nina: I'm not going to stab you.
Me: You don't have to be stabbed to be paralyzed. Christopher Reeves' horse didn't stab him.
Hegemoron: Sarah Palin's ignorant imperialism →
By William Saletan/For Slate.com There was no America, as a nation, until Britain foolishly behaved as Palin now wants America to behave. Her advice is a prescription for superpower suicide. If she understood the Boston Tea Party as more than a slogan, she’d know that. Sarah Palin is so out of touch with American history that it’s terrifying how close she came to being...
I had a big presentation today.
It went really well and I’m so glad to be done with it.
I decided that if I'm ever in Ireland, then I will...
It will be bad-ass.
My apologies for the boring nature of my recent...
It seems the most interesting thing to happen to me this weekend (based solely on my posts) is that I made a Step Brothers reference with a fortune cookie. I’ll try to improve on this starting Monday—which I guess it is considering my phone tells me it’s 12:02 AM. So, I’m going to bed, but when I wake up I’ll try to post something to piqué your interest. But if it...
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.– V, V for Vendetta