The Damonator

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June 2010

“That which is clearly known hath less terror than that which is but hinted at...”

– Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

May 2010

Anonymous asked: Yeah, I was going for a D&D approach, but I don't know why as I've never played it. So, if it's any consolation, it didn't make much sense to me either.

No, since you didn't chose option 2 of joining us you can be spared of the leggings. Anyhow, I will stop disturbing your night with this nonsense.

Anonymous asked: Let's roll the dice and see! Oh boy, you find yourself in a fortress backed against a wall with nowhere to go and the villains use a -49 attack. If backup does not arrive you will face a brutal defeat.

But then, storming down the hill comes a band of rag tags wearing green leggings and they use their Bows of Avalbane with +64 attack to help you conquer the villains!

Anonymous asked: I'm am so sorry for the danger I may have brought upon you. I guess you have a few options here:
1) Witness protection program
2) Come join me and the merry men in the forrest
3) Stay and fight, like a brave man, but know that your success against such vile, merciless villains is unlikely. (not that I am doubting you)

And I’ll be the first to admit it. As a result of some of my life experiences, I question people’s motives and actions constantly. Whether it’s political or religious or something else, I just have a hard time taking things at face value. I don’t believe most religions have any real basis in spirituality—and even the ones that do are usually misguided attempts at...

Anonymous asked: I'm not Batman, no, don't be ridiculous. I like to think of my self more as, like, a modern day Robin Hood. But either way, my true identity must always remain a secret. There are villains out there who would love to track me down. Ohh I hope I haven't brought any danger upon you from getting you involved. I would hate for anything to happen to you. Or your face.

“For a start, turn that fucking racket off. Turn it off! It’s just vowels!...”

– Jamie, In The Loop; about classical music, namely opera

Anonymous asked: I think you're exquisitely attractive. You're probably already aware of that though if you have a mirror...

Who needs clothes when we've got skin.

questingnomad asked: "Wild thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure!
So come on and hold me tight -
You move me."

(P.S. I've said the same thing about the 60s to my friends and family. My dad and I recently discussed how the lyrics to 'The Times They Are A-Changin' apply to any era.)

You know how you have a spirit animal? My spirit...

I’m a free spirit. Every feeling I have can be expressed through music. A friend of my family even found an old yearbook from the 60s that contains my doppelgänger on stage playing the guitar. The 60s were a time of expression. But they were also a time of innovation. The moon landing was in the 60s. Equal rights regardless of race was fought for in the 60s. So, if it ever seems like I...

“Did you know ostriches have suicidal tendencies?”

– Sheik Amar, Prince of Persia

“You can’t organize an ostrich race with just one ostrich.”

– Sheik Amar, Prince of Persia

Sony's customer service people are fucking...

First I was on a chat thing because I thought it would be the fastest way to get a serial number for a software disc I received today—but without a serial number. So, I am on chat for at least 10 minutes before the kind lady named Stephanie informs me that she can’t help me. She gives me a phone number to call. So, I call it. The number takes me to an automated system—of which...

I'm making a homemade chocolate cake.

I was trying to eat healthy, but then I go and do stuff like this. It’s like I’m sabotaging myself.

“Life is about finding ways to ease the fact that you—and everyone else in...”

Can you guys take a quick survey for me? →

I’m trying to do a little market research to gauge the need for comic book stores. I am initially looking into starting one in my area, but hope to eventually move into Chicago and other major cities. The survey is only 9 questions long and should take less than 3 minutes. Thanks for helping me out.

So, I drove out to the antique market to look for...

I got there and discovered that they’re closed on Wednesdays. Fuck.

I was the sixth grader who read every John Grisham...

I finished my Lord of the Rings marathon tonight.

The LOTR trilogy is incredible and they’re some of my all-time favorite movies. Peter Jackson did a great job with those movies. I also think that Sean Astin should’ve won an Academy Award for his performance in all three movies—but especially The Return of the King.

Can you suggest some...

I don’t want any clocks, though. I need these for a presentation thingy. Please, post links in the answer box if you know of a site. Thank you for your help.

Tender moments from LOST. This is a must-watch.

It's been a good day.

I woke up this morning at 8:30. I watched last night’s episode of LOST (I missed it last night because I was at some friends’ barbeque). I went for a 12-mile bike ride. It was really relaxing. And now I’m watching ‘Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.’ I have the volume so high that the house might be shaking. Maybe. After this I’ll get ready and...

Jimmy Kimmel Live, Unnecessary Censorship: LOST Edition This is pretty funny. Enjoy.

We decided to turn the air conditioning on.

The only problem was the upstairs vents were blowing out heat while the vents on the main level and the basement were blowing out cold air. So I had to check the furnace and the heat was on for upstairs even though we had turned the air on. So then I had to turn off the pilot lights and the gas. I got shocked twice and now I’m shaking a little. But we got the air conditioning working so...