I can't wait to see how Beck and Palin twist this...
Does he remind you of Spock?– Nick, about Pres. Obama
I just had a dream.
I dreamed I was back home but my parents had bought a new house. I was thrilled. Then I had to take the trash out, but the walk to the curb was reeeeally long. On my way to the curb I was attacked by dogs and remember thinking, “We need a fence.” Then I woke up.
Sometimes I want to do things just because I can.
For example, right now I want to bleach my hair. I also want to get my tattoo artist license.
I finally got seasons 3 and 4 of Dexter today from...
I had to go to the facility and pick it up because they were about to ship them back to Amazon, issue me a refund, and force me to order them again—all totaling to about another week of waiting. So, I had to actually drive to the shipping facility and get the packages myself. Amazon was very helpful in working this out, but UPS fucking sucks. I prefer FedEx; why can’t Amazon use...
So...there might be a couple flasks and cigarette...
Pray for the people inside your head, for they won’t be there when you’re dead.– Johnny Flynn (via emilylouiseplease) Johnny Flynn is amazing. I especially love ‘The Water’ and ‘Kentucky Pill.’
I am extremely fascinated by plastic surgery.
It amazes me how a person can relatively easily change their entire appearance.
And I'm very glad that Modern Family beat Glee for...
Mad Men wins!
So...Imma have to wear long pants tomorrow because...
Also, it’s supposed to be hot tomorrow and possibly rain (meaning humidity). I am not happy about this culmination of events.
Bryan Cranston just won his third consecutive...
That category was packed with talent. They truly all deserved the award.
I'm very glad that Breaking Bad won an award.
I love that show. It’s right up there with Dexter and Mad Men.
And Modern Family has another Emmy for writing.
Yep. I'm watching the Emmys.
And Modern Family (Eric Stonestreet) has their first win of the night.
Gah. I swoon.
I'm really annoyed with UPS right now.
I’ve never seen one delivery have so many fucking things go wrong with it. Amazon, on the other hand, has been very helpful.
I'm repping the 80s today.
I’m wearing my pleated green shorts and my Ray Charles Diet Pepsi shirt. Or maybe I’m repping the 90s. I don’t know. All I know is that it’s going to be a good day.
Money, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings ...
Season 4 of Dexter was my favorite season so far....
Everyone has a moment where they realize their value system is different from...– Lila, ‘Dexter’
So...I ordered seasons 3 and 4 of Dexter on...
It’s my favorite show and I couldn’t help myself.
I'm confused about my waist size.
The two pairs of shorts I got yesterday are waist size 29 and 33—and they both fit perfectly. This just confuses me because I buy pants in size 32x34 because I need the 34 length which rarely comes with waist sizes smaller than 34. But the 32 is always a little loose. I don’t know why I’m sharing this—but there it is.
Jon Stewart just burned Fox News.
I need to be tested for OCD.
I’m not saying this because someone might think it’s cool. I’m serious. Today I spent over an hour trying to do a single task that should have taken just seconds. Also, OCD tendencies abound in my family. Fuck. It’s not fun. I’m really stressed and just want to feel better.
Last night, right before I went to bed, I drank a...
Drunk me must have hidden it from sober me.
El Diablo: it’s, like, Spanish for fighting chicken.– Ricky Bobby
So, the cable guy came today and set up our cable...
Now I’m finally connected to the world again. I mean, I still had my phone before, but it’s just nice to have an internet-capable computer. Also, the cable guy talked a lot. Like, he walked in and honestly was just talking about completely random shit, like his ex-wife, Dexter, etc. He was funny, but we were all like, Um, dude, you’re just here to hook up the cable, not...
Had to turn on the password so if I leave my phone...