The Damonator

I am a 20-something-year old recent college graduate, living and working in the suburbs of Chicago.

If you would like to reach me, you can send me an email at federalforest(at)gmail(dot)com.
Honesty is the best policy. Here’s the thing that I don’t think Newt Gingrich gets credit for: a lot of politicians screw around on their wives, but he was enough of a gentleman to ask permission. That’s a Southern gentleman. That’s what Robert E. Lee would have done.
Stephen Colbert, on Newt Gingrich (from Politico)